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Change
There's a light snow falling over Lincolndale U.S.A. A few more flakes to add to the eight inches we received yesterday.
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Sleep
I live by the sea. Actually, I live where I can hear the sea - the waves gently breaking on the deserted shore. It’s very restful.
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Fog
It’s morning in the pseudo-countryside. The weekend,
now only a pleasant memory, gives way to the bleak reality of the work
week.
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Worry
I've taken to worrying. About all manner of things. It's something to
do, right? It's become almost like a hobby - just more stressful.
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C'est la Vie
The businessman did a double take. Surely he must be seeing things. He
peered out the small window from his first class seat into the half-light
of dusk.
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Felinius Senilius
Over the past three years my life has changed in many ways, the vast majority
of them good. Then there's Milo.
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I'm Dating Lindsay Lohan
I’m dating Lindsay Lohan. In my mind. We’ve been in several
car crashes together. We’re very close.
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I'm Googling Myself
I’m Googling myself. Sounds a little self-indulgent, doesn’t
it? But I’m still doing it.
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April Fools
They say that rain on your wedding day is lucky. If that's the case,
Amy and I should have all the luck in the world.
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Pyramids
The knock came at 9:31. I was in a deep deep sleep engaged in a confusing
dream involving several good friends from my teens.
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The Flaitron Incident
I’m not having a good day. You know there are certain things in
life that you just take for granted. You just assume they are one way,
and not the other.
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Which Way is Hot?
I can’t remember which way is hot. In the shower. I used to know
this, of course, and probably I still do.
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Eyebrows
My eyebrows are getting the better of me. When did this start to happen?
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The Long Goodbye
OK, this is serious. There’s an epidemic sweeping the United Kingdom.
The rest of Europe is closing its borders.
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Bad Dreams
I see a wanted poster. You know, like the ones in the wild west. It reads,
“Wanted Dead or Alive.”
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Flying the Flag
I'm flying the flag. I hoist it into position with a casual flick of the
wrist. This is not some patriotic display. I'm not trying to make a point.
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Hanging Up
I miss hanging up. You know, slamming down the phone. Not that I was ever
in the habit of doing it very often, but it was always nice to have the
option.
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Fashion Week
It's Fashion Week in New York. Seven days when everyone who live, works,
or even vacations in Manhattan, is required to don their very best haute
couture duds...
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Out of Touch
I’m out of touch. I haven’t got a clue. I’m clueless.
Sans clue.
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