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Change

There's a light snow falling over Lincolndale U.S.A. A few more flakes to add to the eight inches we received yesterday.

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Sleep

I live by the sea. Actually, I live where I can hear the sea - the waves gently breaking on the deserted shore. It’s very restful.

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Fog

It’s morning in the pseudo-countryside. The weekend, now only a pleasant memory, gives way to the bleak reality of the work week.

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Worry

I've taken to worrying. About all manner of things. It's something to do, right? It's become almost like a hobby - just more stressful.

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C'est la Vie

The businessman did a double take. Surely he must be seeing things. He peered out the small window from his first class seat into the half-light of dusk.

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Felinius Senilius


Over the past three years my life has changed in many ways, the vast majority of them good. Then there's Milo.

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I'm Dating Lindsay Lohan


I’m dating Lindsay Lohan. In my mind. We’ve been in several car crashes together. We’re very close.

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I'm Googling Myself


I’m Googling myself. Sounds a little self-indulgent, doesn’t it? But I’m still doing it.



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April Fools

They say that rain on your wedding day is lucky. If that's the case, Amy and I should have all the luck in the world.

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Pyramids

The knock came at 9:31. I was in a deep deep sleep engaged in a confusing dream involving several good friends from my teens.

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The Flaitron Incident

I’m not having a good day. You know there are certain things in life that you just take for granted. You just assume they are one way, and not the other.

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Which Way is Hot?

I can’t remember which way is hot. In the shower. I used to know this, of course, and probably I still do.


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Eyebrows

My eyebrows are getting the better of me. When did this start to happen?


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The Long Goodbye

OK, this is serious. There’s an epidemic sweeping the United Kingdom. The rest of Europe is closing its borders.

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Bad Dreams

I see a wanted poster. You know, like the ones in the wild west. It reads, “Wanted Dead or Alive.”

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Flying the Flag

I'm flying the flag. I hoist it into position with a casual flick of the wrist. This is not some patriotic display. I'm not trying to make a point.

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Hanging Up

I miss hanging up. You know, slamming down the phone. Not that I was ever in the habit of doing it very often, but it was always nice to have the option.

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Fashion Week

It's Fashion Week in New York. Seven days when everyone who live, works, or even vacations in Manhattan, is required to don their very best haute couture duds...

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Out of Touch

I’m out of touch. I haven’t got a clue. I’m clueless. Sans clue.


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